the klareesh
when you put the tv on very loud volume at 5 a.m. and then go to sleep. when you use your cell phone as a pillow. when you fall asleep on the floor more then you do on a bed. when all you talk about is camp and wisconisn friends. when you never do your school work. when you love chin straps. when your a fake jets fan.
last friday, i was coming home from a wild night at wisconsin, and i pulled a klareesh.
instead of going to sleep now, i’ll just do the klareesh.
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