The Knievel
when someone “holds in” their bowel movements for at least three days. they then have someone lie down on the floor face up the person lying down is called the “trailer”. then the the person that hasn’t had a bowel movement procceeds to give him/herself an enema using motor oil. after the extreme feeling of i-have-to-sh-t happens, the trailer then opens their mouth and the person jumps over them and tries to sh-t in their mouth.
jason: yo, brian have you heard of “the knievel”
brain: no
jason: want to try
brain: i guess
jason: okay, just lie down on the floor there, close your eyes, and open your mouth
brain: i don’t like this
jason: shut up b-tch!! and do it
brain: fine
jason: it will be a sec i got to prepare
“the knievel has been done”
brain: you are a sick f-ck you know that
jason: yes i do, but you have to admit it’s pretty funny
brain: yeah that is pretty funny
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