The Language

n.

1. a system of communication stemming from immature, and r-t-rded humor. over a period of time, close friends or kin develop a language through which they can speak without revealing their conversation, similar to that of jibberish, though the words are usually pr-nounced by means of mumbling, almost impossible to understand pr-nunciation, usually made more difficult to decipher by mixing in slang. not to be confused with ebonics, ever.
brother 1: “shih dem duhe, chihk hs fuhin nc as.”

brother 2: -laughing/nod-

translation: “sh-t, d-mn dude, that chick has a f-ckin’ nice -ss.”

i dubbed it “the language”, because it’s the best form of communication you can have between a close friend, and maybe now more people will use it.
it is a language used to disguise what you are saying so that you can speak freely with you friends about “inappropriate” things without anyone knowing. it is used by taking “s” sounds and turning them into “d” sounds. it has also evolved so that you will turn some vowels into long “i” sounds. the most recent evolution in it is to turn the beginnings of some syllables, and “j’s” into “y” sounds.
the language:
the most common example is with the word cheese. it gets transformed from cheese, to cheede, to chide, to yide.

another example is with intercourse. it gets transformed from intercourse, to intercord, to interkide, to inerkide, eventually it just became “the kide”