The Leno
jay leno has this book out called “if roast beef could fly”….if you put this together with roastbeef syndromeyou get the leno. when your roast beef is so bad your cl-ts start to flip flap flop around and then you start to fly
grimy girl named trixie had roastbeef syndrome so bad she pulled a leno.
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