The Mid Carson Coalition
an awesome emoesque/post hardcore/rock band from guernsey, packed full of s-xy, well hung men.
“mid carson are dam good, i’d d-ck em”
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a painful handjob that involves getting an indian burn on one’s p-n-s. usually performed in a bathroom of a bar by a girl that doesn’t even realize there is a p-n-s in her hand. dude, i haven’t been able to w-nk for days after that b-tch gave me the mimi!
- The Neverending Story
one of the best novels ever written. it was written in german by michael ende, first published in 1979, and adapted into a movie in 1984. gary: i remember seeing “the neverending story” when i was a child. it completely blew my mind! i always dreamed of going to fantasia… john: that trash is a […]
- The New Den
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- Testy Waffle
1) a s-xy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream. 2) a gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter b-tch. 1) man, i sure am h-rny for some testy waffles. 2) that b-tch was hating on me so i put a big […]