The Liquid Seat


a s-x act that two or three people do while having s-x. one person lays down flat on their back, while the second person c-ms on the first person’s face. after -j-c-l-t-ng on the face, the second person sits on the face. this causes the spooge to smear all over his/her b-ttcrack, b-ttcheeks, or b-tthole. afterwards, he/she continues to pleasure the first person to finish the job.
guy 1: “holy f-ck! you gave her the liquid seat last night after prom? that’s disgusting!”

guy 2: “yep, but it felt good once she started licking my -sshole once i sat on her face.”

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