the melts
traumatic, instantaneous bodily fluid evacuation, as in liquid sh-ts. extra care must be taken when cleaning oneself, lest you experience the following secondary conditions:
– swamp -ss
– duck b-tter
often, ring sting is experienced during an episode of the melts
(proper noun) where tech kids get their cheese sandwiches and soup.
tech guy 1: hey man, what are you doing for lunch?
tech guy 2: going to the melt- already ordered on my iphone just have to scan it in the store.
tech guy 1: awesome.
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