The Lonely Peach
when one performs the act of pulling his b-llsack upwards whilst tucking his p-n-s in between his legs, giving the illusion that one only has t-st-cl-s but no p-n-s, thus the lonely peach
joe: sh-t bro where the f-ck is your d-ck?!?! you lonely peaching?
rick: no. i have a disfigurement. thanks for making me feel self concious. d-ck
joe: oh im so sorry man…
rick: ahhhhhh got you im lonely peaching!
that is how the lonely peach works.
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