the malteser

this is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your b-lls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a sh-t. you then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.
john: “why are you eating so much curry steve”
steve: “i’m preparing to do the malteser tomorrow”

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