The Man’s Game


a game in which a group of males see who can get the most women in a set amount of time (usually over summer). points are often -ssigned for different things (s-x counts for a large amount, while oral s-x may only be half the points, though it varies). whoever can total up the most points by the end of the set time wins “the man’s game”.
the boys and i played the man’s game last summer. jack had s-x with a few girls so he got 45 points. john only hooked up with one girl so he came in at 15 points. i happened to be on a hot streak and racked up 75 points.
when a man stands above his toilet to urinate, gambling on the -ssumption that he doesn’t need to cr-p.
ted: man, i was playing the man’s game in there.. i lost.

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