The Masticated Pecan
a legit blog that talks about the funny sh-t going on in our world today.
“dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?”
“naw, dude, what?”
“it’s f-ckin’ legit, is what it is. go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com”
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going to go f-cking crazy tonight im going to go aka!
- The Mono
the mono is the dance the girls do in the right thurr video not mortuary. “nina poppin” “thurlthizzle” “monistair” ~-thoze be the wordz-~if u from mizzouri u know itz true “take two steps back now take 2 stepz back now”-nina pop now..hold yo self” -stick outcha arms
- the niebergall
the dirtiest of dirty. such an unspeakable, disgusting s-x act that it’s even too dirty to describe on urban dictionary. imagine a cleveland steamer combined with a pasadena mudslide with a donkey punch to finish it off…its worse than that! dude, i totally did the niebergall with your mom last night.
- Ceaser
a haircut where the barber goes from the center of your head and out in all directions. they come in light and dark. barber: what you want son? customer: let me get a dark ceaser. barber: aight, i got you
- The old J&D
when you happen upon a girl that has the clap and is also on her period; you must defecate in/around her v-g-n-, proceed to have s-x with her, -j-c-l-t- inside of her, then finish off by eating what you have just created. guy 1: “i saw your ex at the bar the other night and […]