The McCarty Swipe


when you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your -ss.
i ran out of toilet paper this morning, so i just pulled the mccarty swipe instead.

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