the pile of shit has a thousand eyes
from stephen kings short story “the body”
this quote also appears in the movie “stand by me” which was based off the book as “a pile of sh-t has a thousand eyes”
stated by character teddy, meaning that though he, indeed, may be a pile of sh-t, he is still all seeing and all knowing.
“you four-eyed pile of sh-t!” chris said.
“the pile of sh-t has a thousand eyes.” teddy said gravely, and both chris and i cracked up. teddy stared at us with a slight frown, as if wondering what had gotten us laughing.
exact quote from page 297 of stephen king’s short story anthology different seasons.
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