The Meatus hole
the small hole at the base of the p-n-s, used to -j-c-l-t- and urinate (or put small items in )
the meatus hole.
girl – whats that strange hole on your p-n-s?!
guy- thats my meatus hole. get down on your knees for a closer look.
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