The Smooth Polak


the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. he always says yessss. he should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. he usually dances good and has fowhawk. he should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.
an example of the smooth polak would be robert ambrozy.

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