the mom
someone who is the first to get napkins to clean up the mess that someone made. this person is usually female, but there are some men out there who are “a mom”. they always have the extra snacks, gives great advice, tells people to stop fighting, they get fascinated by the weirdest of things, they are usually super weird and embarrasing too, and they are always proud when you do the right thing. you can be “the mom” at any age . when your a mom you also call everyone sweetie, honey, hun, etc. you will always have a “mom” in any friend group, and you should appreciate them a lot more.
” oh emma is such a mom!”
“thanks mom”
“motherrrrr!”
” daddyyy! i mean mom… ‘exactly im ur mom not ur daddy.”’
“hey mom can you get me a forkkk!!!!”
“the mom” – someone you can count on for anything
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