The Morgue
the bank.
it holds all of your ‘dead presidents’ (money)… (past presidents that are dead are on the face of money)
see also ‘casket’.
woman: i just had to go to the morgue today.
friend: aww… who died?
woman: no,no. i just had to cash my check.
a disparaging nickname for the american mega-bank, j.p. morgan.
everyone who works at the morgue is a f-%&ing crook.
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