The Musket
the musket occurs when the condom slips off while having s-x with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. the man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.
“dude, i think i gave her the musket last night.”
when a single uncooked kernel of corn is inserted into the opening of a p-n-s. during s-x, s-m-n acts as gunpowder to the unsuspecting kernel, fireing it into the woman, causing immediate death, or a weird look.
i knew a girl who fell victim to the cold death of the musket, shot down in her prime.
the act of packing you p-n-s hole with cocaine, then penetrating then -n-ly penetrating the other party. when climaxing the cocaine will spray into the lower intestin causing an instant high. also known as “the pompeï”
i gave her the musket and she was forever blowing bubbles!
a s-xual act where the male sh-ts on his partners -sshole while he/she has their -ss in the air. the male then packs the sh-t into the -sshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power sh-ts it out like a musket.
dik gives his dog the musket every night.
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