The NAVIGATOR
you find yourself wanting to fornicate doggy-style, however, there are no chairs and/or stationary objects nearby for your partner to put his/her arms on–so essentially he/she is standing up, bent over, looking at their feet whilst receiving a meat-bat. while doing this, you steer your partner (unknowingly) little-by-little until their head hits a wall (if you’re a real sport, you’ll give it a little umph as their head hits the wall)..you then yell something to the effect of “ahoy matey, yee has h-t land!!”
my f-cking head hurts me…last night my boyfriend thought he was a funny guy and pulled the navigator on me!!
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