The new cancer
some whatttt annoying maybe considered a lot worse than the old cancer. excessive exposure may cause thoughts of suicide, no known cure to date. only one person has contracted this disease so far, but breeding will most likely because weaker constraints of the disease, it is believed this person contracted this disease through his c-ck, by having s-x with cadavers in the middle of the night. during the summer the cancer leaves and the groovey times begin.
the new cancer is coming sh-t run!!
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