The Noose
you have to have some seriously sagging b-lls to do this. wrap your p-n-s around the left side of the sagging b-lls, around the back, around to the right, to the front again and a little back to the left. tuck your p-n-s in between the side of your left leg and your b-lls. when someone looks at your package while you do this, the endstate will look like a noose around someone’s head.
instead of getting me with the goat, i got got by the noose.
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