The Travis
a small but angry closet h-m-s-xual whose -ss waters if you whisper in his ear “c-ck, c-ck, c-ck”.
friend 1: last night my boyfriend and i were attempting to copulate but i couldn’t get wet!
friend 2: you should have pulled “the travis” on him.
friend 1: what is “the travis”?
friend 2: it’s when you whisper c-ck, c-ck, c-ck into his ear, it will make his -ss water…..problem solved!!
noun. fornicating with large, unattractive, triangulated b-tches, in your roommates bed.
verb form : travised
i just performed the travis and sh-t my roommate is gonna be straight up p-ssed.
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