The OJ Simpson


a s-xual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. when the bl–dy glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn’t fit him.
aw sh-t, so that girl wasn’t 18? i might have to pull the oj simpson on my court date.

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