the ol’ angry spider


a man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. the man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they -j-c-l-t-.
hey baby wanna get the ol’ angry spider tonight?

i’m gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
b-tch here c-ms the angry spider

what a dirty.

Read Also:

  • dog hump

    when a dog tries to f-ck you i got dog humped yesterday

  • mr.kharchaf

    mr.kharchaf needs to kill him self mr.kharchaf likes dingleberries

  • alexis and marcos

    a very cute couple that brong attention in school alexis’s and marcos play soccer one is white one is mexican. that alexis and marcos over there are cool

  • mcgigglestein

    a rare creature that is found in the woods of downeast maine. it’s sole purpose in life is to mate. it’s gl-sses use thermal energy to identify females to try and seduce for the purpose of mating. through years of evolution it is developed pasty white skin due to it no longer needing to go […]

  • fish and rip

    grab a fisher and your favorite swisher and hit the banks for a great time to reel in some small mouths. trying to slump to the crick and dabble with some fish and rip.


Disclaimer: the ol' angry spider definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.