1 see dirty needle
2 proper noun. a controversial paper which may or may not pertain to -ssigned subject. most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. the controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an un-ssigned or unrelated topic. spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.
origin: a controversial paper t-tled ‘dirty needles’ done as an extra credit -ssignment. originating in portland or, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
you’re doing honors for ms. p?
naw dude i’m just gonna give her the old dirty needle
i was going to fail chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. the worst i can give her now is a b.
- The One Eyed Monkey
push your d-ck in the girls eye so hard that it comes out the -ss hole you then shave all your but hair and put glue inside the cavity of her b-tthole and she will screech like a monkey and then she’ll burn your d-ck on fire just for giggles. my and my dylan flanagan […]
- the pallbearer
the worst movie ever ever made! i love gweneth paltrow, but…this was definatly the worst thing she could ever do to her career. and that horrible guy, you know…ross from “friends”…yeah, he’s in it (so its already a bad movie) it sucks! the ending, it is the worst “come on tom tomson…” “ok”, then he […]
- The Producers
the producers was at first a film made by mel brooks. then they made a broadway musical based on the film. then they made a film based on the broadway musical based on the film. one can only guess how long it will take them to finally come full circle and make a new broadway […]
- the quiet game
a single player sport played predominately in public restrooms, generally while at work. the rules are simple. while excused to the restroom to plant a mighty deuce, absolutely no noise can be made. this rule is only in effect while other people are in the restroom. this game is often lost by people who wipe […]
a town in washington. very small. marijuana usage is rampant. “hey, let’s go to tenino!” “no way, man. i don’t want to get stabbed!”