The Optimus Prime
when a guy places a strap-on apparatus just above his c-ck for double penetration of the opposite s-x b-tches.
“hey why is your girlfriend smiling so big for?” “oh i just gave her the optimus prime last night.”
while performing “whoopie” with your partner, just before you are about to erupt, pull your p-n-s out, blow all over the front grill of a semi, and run the b-tch over with the semi.
the cops were impressed with my creative imagination when i conceived the optimus prime, but not impressed with the clean-up and paperwork after the deed was done.
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