The Orca
-(verb); a s-xual maneuver which starts by having s-x in a pool or other body of water. one person then (unexpectedly) sinks below their partner and drags them under the surface of the water. the person then violently thrashes their partner back and forth for several minutes. the person then returns to the surface and loudly proclaims “no one can train me!”
kinda like the orca whale tilik-m…but with s-x
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