The Paparazzi
a variation on the oft talked about but seldom used rodeo. in this version, a group of friends break into a room where two individuals are mid-coitus and proceed to loudly yell for both parties to pose for the cameras, all the while snapping pictures with several flashing cameras in hand. the gentleman engaged in the act then has to do his best to smile for the cameras while keeping the girl engaged as long as he can. selling the pictures to the highest bidder afterwards is also to be expected.
“julie always looked so nice and innocent in the photos i had seen of her. check out the look of terror on her face in these pictures from the paparazzi we pulled on she and scott last night. i think these shots will fetch at least a couple hundred bucks.”
when you are getting your d-ck sucked by a girl, you realize that you want to film it on your phone or camera, right before you c-m on her face you turn the most potent flash on, blinding her so that she cant tell that the load is coming her way, so she has no expectations and is further blinded by the load. this is the f-cking paparazzi
my girl is mad and temporally blinded, i think i successfully carried out the paparazzi
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