the queen

the queen is basically some woman who rules the country and gets paid sh-t loads of money for sitting on her -rs- waving at people. she uses words like “one” and “money” alot.
the queen – “oh servant, one needs to take a royal sh-t!”
servant – “i’ll carry you to the toilet and wipe ones royal -rs- for you your majesty”
a dear old lady in a big hat. despite there being a large number of female monarchs, ‘the queen’ is most familiar to most of us as ‘her majesty by the grace of g-d of australia, her other realms and territories, queen, head of the commonwealth etc.’ she is also queen of canada, new zealand and great britain.
“we did but see her p-ssing by, and i couldn’t see her at all due to her big hat!”

“g-d save the queen!”

“oh my g-d! look, it’s the queen!”
succeeding george vi, her majesty queen elizabeth ii rules over the united kingdom of great britan and northern ireland and the commonwealth ( 1952 – present ).
g-d save our gracious queen
long live our n-ble queen,
g-d save the queen:
send her victorious,
happy and glorious,
long to reign over us:
g-d save the queen.
a slang word used to describe a high ranking h-m-s-xual male supervisor, or a high ranking h-m-s-xual male boss.

this word was coined as a result of it’s likeness to the word queer and also because of feminine like tendencies of gay males. combine this with the authority that a queen has and you have “the queen”.
the queen got a new boyfriend recently and he’s bringing him around the office to introduce to everyone.

the queen gave me a sh-tty project to do cause he knows i’m a big h-m-phobe.
the one woman who is considered the ‘leader’ by the group of women (see minon and hive), she hangs out with or spends time with. sometimes also known as the queen bee.

sadly, the queen is usually just a worn out old hag, that is fuled by jealousy, envy, drama, and gossip.
“i don’t know what to do. everyone is mad at jane.”
“is the queen mad at jane?”
“yes.”
“then you should be mad at jane, too.”
“what if i don’t want to be mad at jane?”
“then the queen will be mad at you. so disown that biotch jane, pr-nto.”
“ok.”
“and when you’re done, make sure you gossip some sh-t about jane, too. the queen will like that.”
a tourist attraction for the americans.
british person goes to florida on holiday, is stopped by an american. the american says:
‘omg, do you like know the queen, do you like think i will be able to like have my picture taken with her?’
british person:
‘no’
the apartments of f-ck up in yuba city. on any given day you can find doucey boy, pbj, happy g, dookie b, smokes, joey, t–zy, ryan, the other ryan, and jennifer posted at the mailboxes or the park, usually drunk, smacked, high, or a combination of the threeapartments where everyone posts up at even though they dont live there
d-mn, theyre smacked h-lla hard at the queens giggin and drinkin 40s! dookie b: aye pbj u seen n-gg- woods or smokes?pbj: yee dawgie dawg, they just mobbed to t–zys to get a bluntdookie b: i was just over there and the said you were the the queens yadida?

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