The Rage

abbreviation
(noun)

entourage, hbo’s h-t comedy-drama show produced by mark wahlberg.
bro #1: what’s on tv tonight, bro?
bro #2: are you f-cking serious? the ‘rage is on, bro.
bro #3: you cannot possibly be a real bro. no real bro would forget the ‘rage’s exact air times and dates. take off your visor and hand me your natty light.
no-longer-bro #1: you’re right, dude.
known by lovers of the the matrix trilogy as “the one” or “neo”, the rage is the one true savior of the human race. while not born with the innate gift, he (or she) trains their body into the ground in order to reach full potential. the p-ssion behind the training is fuel by anger, hatred, the love of watching other cry and feel pain, and at its most basic form, rage. the lifestyle is not a choice; it is thrust upon only those few that are worthy of it and who live it every waking moment.
someone may not be instantly recognizable as the rage, but when there is pride and glory on the line the rage will come out to play, destroying the hopes and dreams of anyone in his (or her) way.
i saw the rage walking down the street yesterday. he slaughtered everyone in his way…even chuck norris.
derives from the word enraged.
orginally founded after jamie reid of greenwich drunk a bottle of tyskie and got ‘the rage’
ie ‘jamie, should you have another tyskie because you certainly have the rage tonight’
the rage is a psychological condition whereby the affected individual loses their everyday restraints. they will often display extreme anger in a reckless manner, often in relation to: (i) computer games (ii) university coursework (iii) everyday life.

other symptoms may include: (i) a red mist over the eyes (ii) extreme use of expletives (iii) bouts of noxious flatulence.
“you —-ing geeky wee pr-ck, ill crush you”

“help me ffs the front line is crumbling!”

“im getting the rage, ma blood is boiling!”

“asdkfjsdfklgjdfklgjdfklgjdf”

“i hate this —-ing game, ma weekend is now ruined!”

“playername has quit the game”