The Skank


a man with an exceptionally large p-n-s greater than 10 inches. this male has to stand about a foot away from a urinal to p-ss and has trouble taking a dump because his p-n-s gets in the way. he is very skilled with his p-n-s and when his hands get tired or writing he whips out his p-n-s to write. his p-n-s also serves as a baton and has served to knock down many escaping criminals.

it is rumored that his p-n-s has an iq of 170 and is used to boink the brains out of its victims
the sk-nk is a s-x god with an exceptionally large p-n-s.

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