The Redskins
an amazing football team that has been having some trouble lately due to r-t-rded coaches and a f-cked up offensive line.
“dude are you still watching the redskins game?
no, i just closed the tv after 24-0.
i know, they are getting killed”
“dude, are you watching this? the skins are whooping the cowgirls -ss!”
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