the scary


the specific type of hangover filled with doubt, regret, the shakes, and an overall feeling of self disgust. the scaries happen ordinarily the morning a day drinking blackout.
“bro, i don’t know what happened all i did was drink a bottle of vodka then everything went all black eyed peas. i hope i didn’t do done something stupid. i think i have the scaries…”
a lame joke started by a man named james, it has no meaning and it supposed to be funny, but is not. very lame. the purpose is to say “you are the scary” to another person over text and the person who sent the “you are the scary” does not respond
-texting
person-you are the scary
me-what?
me-(2 hours later) please tell me
(and repeats)

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