The Shullman Feast
a incredibly large meal enough to cure world hunger. it involves ordering an insurmountable amount of fried chicken fingers with sides of calorically dense mac & cheese and a heaping portion of french fries. why not add 3 cups of dressing on to it as well. to top of the meal have 10 ounces of ice cream with toppings galore.
eric, a h-rny and hairy man, ordered “the shullman feast” he was unaware that the restaurant had no more food left for the rest of its customers because it was all used on him. he immediately became overweight and was eligible for gastric byp-ss surgery
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