the opposite of the midas touch, which turns everything to gold, the sidam touch breaks and or ruins everything.
don’t call the it guy to fix your computer, he always makes it worse. he’s got the sidam touch.
the ability to screw up anything and everything. the opposite of the midas touch.
he screwed up yet another project. that idiot has the sidam touch.
- The sumenator
a crazy turkish lady, who eats bananas and sits in a corner never knowing whats going on when asked questions. thinks that she knows what shes talking about but really she isn’t even speaking english, and doens’t know anybodys name. person: omfg the sumenator is coming!! the sumenator: it’s ok… eat bananas… what is this […]
- Meat Shouldering
the art of secretly placing a piece(s) of (sandwich) (meat) on a persons shoulder at a social function. the objective is to be steatlh, not get caught and see how long the person parades around without being informed or noticing. there was some (meat shouldering) going on at the party last night and the pictures […]
- Magic Breakfast
a combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut she kept complaining that i never cook so during our sat-rday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; “enjoy your magic breakfast babe”.
a tight, plump, and curvaceous behind belonging to an attractive figure that chuppee on the back of her surely solidifies her place as a dime piece.
- Cici Deloach
n. (italian) an italian mafia member that has bowel movement irregularities. the tony gomez after the pizza parlor becomes your average cici deloach.