The Situation
mike sorrentino’s abs on mtv’s “reality” show, “jersey sh-r-”
“i mean this situation is going to be indescribable. you can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into the situation.”
a nickname for this douchebag on mtv’s “the jersey sh-r-.” his real name is mike, and he has sick abs and is a funny guy, but he is too insecure to ever bang a hotty. instead, the situation settles for sixes at best, and is known to bring grenades back to the crib.
“i wish i had abs like the situation.”
“i wish i had a tan like the situation.”
“i wish i could tag fugly broads every night like the situation.”
a single celled organism from new jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.
the situation is a fist pumping r-t-rd, but my buddy thinks he’s funny.
nickname of mike sorrentino of jersey sh-r-, this decade’s first great anti-hero.
the situation is my new god.
a pathetic human being, seen to be the lowest form of life who seeks recognition of supposed newly invented words and phrases when in fact were stolen from the website urban dictionary.
carl : “ggl…. i know, im going to claim this word as my own and spread it like the plague”. im such the situation!
a man or woman to wants people to think they are bigger than they really are. usually done by constant use of dougall boosting and excessive workouts.
why does he tell people he is big? he is 5’2″ “dude, he is the sit-uation, thats what he is meant to do.
somebody who is more awkward than a negative pregnancy test falling out of your purse.
you really have to feel the person, make sure you know where they are. feel all of them” “hey baby gap, these are 14 year old girls…you are the sit-uation.
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