The Sodomizer
a sodomizer occurs when one of the defensive lineman gets pummeled to the ground by an offensive lineman during a p-ss rush drill. when this happens, the offensive line coach blows the whistle repeatedly, and dances with his handguns (not real guns) for quite some time until the defensive line coach gets mad.
offensive lineman picks defensive lineman up and drops him on his back and thats how “the sodomizer” is born.
Read Also:
- the soviet steamroller
when a man positions a woman on her knees, face down, -ss in the “up” position, -n-lly inserts an open (preferably higher end) vodka bottle, inserts p-n-s into v-g-n- and places one foot on the back of said womans neck. trudi liked to drink and get f-cked, so i introduced the modern technique dubbed, “the […]
- The Spork Baron
one of the single greatest demi-supervillains of all time. it’s a spoon! its a fork! no, it’s the spork baron!
- the stevie wonder complex
the stevie wonder complex is a complex where you use your hands to feel around for something and not your eyes tanya: (hyperventilating) i can’t find my phone! it’s not in my f-cking bag! mike: “let mommy use her fingers” (mike uses the stevie wonder complex by feeling around the outside of the bag and […]
- The Surprise Poopie
your’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but -oops- — a p–pie!!! g-d dammit! i just soiled myself! d-mn those “surprise p–pies!!”
- The Trashy Trio
a group of dumb sl-ts. who think everyone wants there c-ck/v-g-n-. what they dont know is everyone hates those dumb wh-r-s. bobby,brandon, and jay wanna come over i would say yes but i dont want the trashy trio over.