The Spocker


inserting one’s index and middle fingers into a woman’s v-g-n- and the ring and pinky fingers in her -n-s. similar to the shocker(two in the pink one in the stink).
two for the live long, two for the prosper
after beating the nerd for his star trek costume, i was prepared to slip my prespective hoe the spocker.

yo mendon, you wrecked that sk-nk with the spocker!
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instead of the well known “shocker”, the spocker is when you have all 4 fingers upward as spock from star trek does.
2 in the pink – 2 in the stink!
a well known way of how the ancient cavemen carried their women around.
“so dude, you give that chick the shocker?”

“h-ll no,i gave her the spocker!..i got 2 in the pink an 2 in the stink!”
similar to the shocker. when 2 fingers are inserted into the v-g-n-, and 2 fingers into the -sshole. as opposed to 2 in the v-g-n-, 1 in the -sshole. derived from mr. spock from star trek’s greeting.
“i totally gave that girl the spocker last night.
also known as the dominator i guess. it’s like the shocker but with two in the stink.
d-mn that brutha’s brave, he’s giving that nasty girl the spocker
two in the pink two in the stink – when enacted it looks like the star trek symbol
i was foolin around with my woman and she loved it when i gave her the spocker.

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