the stinger byrner
originally from the west, this popular s-xual maneuver has made its was into the mainstream through the popularization of the “gourmet burger”. for a successful conversion, the man needs to be eating a burger during s-xual intercourse and when at approximately half way through the burger, he must climax and throw the remaining half burger into her face. the burger must contain mustard.
hey guys, you wanna grab some dinner? i only had half a burger earlier after pulling off ‘the stinger byrner’ with betsy from accounts.
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