The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon b-tter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.
“dude do you remember last night?”
“not after the stoned ranger!”

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