the subway test is a test you can conduct on any person you find attractive.
simply imagine that person working at your local subway (feel free to subst-tute subway with you preferred convenience store) and if that person is still ‘hot’ then you know any attraction is not likely to be clouded by other factors.
“yeah man, sarah jessica parker totally fails the subway test”
- The 'Tail' Of Lobster-Ass
derived from an ancient story of french decent. the french b-st-rds were searching for the lost city of heracleum. egypt was desperately trying to locate their city of gold which had become submerged under water some 2300 years ago (rough estimate). egypt was well on their way to locating the city when they discovered the […]
- The Urban Diction-argh-ies!
the urban dictionary: a reference work with a list of invented or imaginary words from one or more languages, normally ordered alphabetically and explaining each word’s meaning and sometimes containing information on its etymology, usage, translations and other data. argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarr-ssment or frustration. the urban diction-argh-ies!: what […]
- the zactly disease
a condition in which your face looks ‘zactly like yo’ -ss. your mom’s so ugly that just one look at her gave me the zactly disease.
- thick ass nigga brownies
a m-ss produced brownie that claims to be “thick as a n-gg-” typically made with 60% cacao, the brownies are typically very thick and tasty. their ad campaign, makes typical ‘n-gg-r jokes’ such as “thick as a n-gg-…and half as stupid”. dude, i ate some thick -ss n-gg- brownies today, they were awesome! “thick as […]
lets just say he could beat the s h i t out of you any day. and he has a really cool car. ex) dude! you’re thiede’s sister? ex) who would win a fight, thiede or mr. flint?… thiede!