The Talladega Bench Press
the crabcore move which consists of all guitar players (including b-ss) lifting their instruments behind their heads, then bringing them back down in synchronized fashion. most likely during a breakdown. you will be lucky to see more than one of these per show.
–at concert–
friend #1: “dude!! did you see what they just did with their guitars!?”
friend #2: “haha yeah man, that’s the talladega bench press”
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