The Tanzih
a small burrowing mammal that resides in the southern hemisphere. it spends its entire life underground creating realistic sculptures of other animals out of dirt clods for company. when backed into a corner it will squirt acid from its nostrils as a form of self defense. as a result they have a terrible sense of smell.
a: the tanzih has terribly burnt nostrils.
b: so how does it smell?
a: terrible
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