the tyrer vesser surprise

the act of taking multiple bananas ( at least 3) and shoving them in your -n-sara while staring at your front door hoping it will burst into flames.
i can’t believe my -ss doesn’t hurt after after doing the tyrer vesser surprise.

Read Also:

  • underhoodie

    when an individual wears a hoodie underneath another article of clothing such as a flannel shirt, crew neck sweater, or a rain coat. the hood and drawstrings must however be worn outside. “woah! that guy looks rad with his flannel and underhoodie!”

  • azeneth

    a very strange person with no sense of humor. man, she’s such an azeneth!!

  • %e2%96%a0

    the second to last ascii character. someone: ■. someone else: neat square. someone: thanks.

  • morton end

    a vulgar scottish colloquial term for the -n-s. most frequently used when referring to sodomy, although this can be used in other situations when objects enter the -n-s. 1. big henry normally takes it right up the morton end. 2. the morton end fair emptied quickly after i ate that funky kebab last night! 3. […]

  • flipping sand

    action. when one jerks off while others and sleeping and flings the c-m onto others. goddammit jeff was flipping sand last night.

Disclaimer: the tyrer vesser surprise definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.