the udder of sympathy
when one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it’s mother’s udder milk.
in most common cases this is ill-strated through the likes of social media.
“sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. with the help of her friend’s supportive comments and 1026 likes, sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her f-cking life”
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