The Ultimate Orgy
a cartoon on newgrounds – one which parodies the ultimate showdown (of ultimate destiny). it is vile, yet has an odd, humorous appeal. i advise you don’t watch it, though if you do, you’ll bust your -ss laughing. consider yourself warned.
full t-tle: the ultimate orgy of h-m-s-xuality.
old g-dzilla was f-cking around
tokyo city like a big playground,
when suddenly batman j-zzed from the shade,
and hit g-dzilla with a bat-c-m spray…
… this is the ultimate orgy,
of h-m-s-xuality…
… cue p-rno music, a funky, jive chorus.
down from the heavens, came naked chuck norris.
who discovered a d-ck as hard as bones,
attached to the crotch of indiana jones,
who bent over on the ground, smiling with glee,
as batman changed into ron jeremy…
… the champion stood,
the women got wetter,
mr. rogers, in a c-m-stained sweater…
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