The Wank


a dance, similar to “the jerk” but preformed to hardcore rock music, preferably down with the sickness by disturbed. consists of throwing hands up and swinging head aimlessly while performing the ever so popular jerk.
hey louis, its the song!!! do the w-nk!!!
a gesture in which one pretends to m-st-rb-t- without actually doing so, this is a symbol to females meaning don’t waste my time
after giving jamie the w-nk, julius was slapped across the face.

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