The Warder
a prison officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. the warder is particularly found in northern ireland. the warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circ-mstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.
“the warder loves an unattended female,” “the warder loves a shebeen.” “the warder loves a half day”
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