The Willows


bar/ banquet facility/bowling alley located in the small town of holland in western ny. the atmosphere in there is a cr-p-shoot. could be hip hop jukebox night or country karaoke night, gotta show up to find out. been known to attract the most beautiful people of holland and surrounding towns.
yo you wanna go to the willows for some daytime drinking and jukebox hero?

-what did you do last night?
-went to the willows for a ham sub, i’m so hung over today.

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