The Wongster


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    supposedly a singing contest, yet instead one huge joke. all it is is an unfair compet-tion in which a young, good-looking yet naive wannabe-famous boy or girl is chosen to be the next one hit wonder popstar to generate money for simon cowell. the winner is usually forgotten about after a few months, becoming only […]

  • wankstabating

    the art of a w-nksta masterbating “duane was caught w-nkstabating with the duke.”

  • thickle

    someone who is slow and doesnt understand whats going on nikole: do you want icecream dean? dean: whaaa? i duno what u saying?? nikole: oh dean ur a thickle

  • warm the crust

    to smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort. after we dust you f-ckers at street hockey we’re going to warm the crust in your face. and the crowd goes wild.. “warm the crust… warm the crust”… as the […]

  • WASPACAT

    an unknown species of animal/bug/rodent found only within the vicinity of union pacific rail road newly hired trainmen and trainwoman. attacks occur only when probationary period of employment (ojt) is still in effect. as the new hire went back 23 cars to change a knuckle out, a wasp-cat came up and bit the new hire […]


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